“An Affair to Remember”
She came in to my room. Na-uh, she barged into my room and dropped herself on the bed, waking me up.
“Good morning, dear.” I said, rubbing my eyes.
“Wake up, you bozo!” she said, hitting me with her purse.
“What’s up? How come you’re up so early?”
“Okay, We have to talk. Don’t worry, it’s not anything serious.”
“Mm…hmm. I’m listening.” I said, still half-asleep.
“I was watching Dexter yesterday and guess what I realized?” she replied quirkily.
“That, you watching Dexter, is the reason I love you?” I replied, still groggy.
“No! Dumbo!” she said, blushing and pulling the sheet off of me, playfully.
“That we haven’t been on a real date since… WOW! I can’t even remember the last time.”